Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
birth control should be required to get into college
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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