I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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