PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Randomize
