im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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