So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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