yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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