Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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