That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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