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i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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