Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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