It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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