I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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