Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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