I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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