I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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