This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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