I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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