Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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