C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
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