I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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