you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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