What did we do last night that was yellow?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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