how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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