Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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