She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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