does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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