real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Damn victory sex feels great
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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