he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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