As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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