Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Dignity is for republicans.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize