what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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