If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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