Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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