im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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