why do cheetos always look like penises
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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