Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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