Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
No subtext here. People are naked.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Randomize
