Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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