What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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