Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She's JV to your varsity
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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