Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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