Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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