I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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