I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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