That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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