I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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