Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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