Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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