Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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