You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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