So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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