JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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