I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
