so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
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