3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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