so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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