reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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