he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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